Don’t try a Lotus until you have obtained the approbation of your present mistress

“trio Lotus!

Lotus seven America: Leading Lightweight (900 lb) sportscar in the British tradition.

Lotus formula junior: Undisputed world champion of the class, replicas now available to a favoured few in the USS.

Lotus Elite: World’s first and only unit-construction glass-fibre car, legendary speed and handling with unrivaled elegance.

The Lotus Lines is available for your examination at a steadily-widening selection of specialized Dealerships throughout the Country. A word of warning, however—don’t try a Lotus until you have obtained the approbation of your present mistress – a demonstration run will create a desire to possess brooking no delay…”

don’t try a Lotus until you have obtained the approbation of your present mistress!!! I am in love with that line. It has to be the pinnacle of cheesy sportscar copywriting. At least until I find the next one.

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  1. john

    Lots Of Trouble Usually Serous 🙂

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